The Dark Irishman...
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
I'm gonna bring back...
Deep Vs and a Collared shirt underneath. Button ups alone are just dumb and boring.
Sunday, January 16, 2011
No Cellular. Day 1
Well here goes nothing...
Well it's a little more than that. My Blackberry has been acting up this last week; not charging; Error Messages Up the wazzo, having to BatteryPull, not the QuickPull app, literally pull the battery out cause when I try to select anything, the Blackberry just crosses its arms and stares back at me like a teenager when it tries to test the parent's will with the, "I don't wanna" attitude...only if kids had the QuickPull app...
Anyways, yesterday on the way to Denver I got the battery to charge 95%...for THREE hours it wouldn't give me that last half block to be a full charge, and have me able to pull the phone off the charger, raise my hands and have a deep voice say "Flawless Victory". Alas, I went about the day with Heather walking along the 16th Street Mall and ever so often, do a spastic check of my Social Networking. We went to go watch Daniel Tosh in Concert, he was a riot! Best part was the story about the speed bumps, I'm not saying here....way to dark to be read. lol
After the show, when my phone got down to two bricks, I shut the phone off. This morning, I turn the phone on and, I now only have the ONE ORANGE and almost like clockwork, the usual FREEZE happens. 1. Pull back of phone off. 2. Take Battery Out 3. Blow on the battery like an old videogame cartridge(I'm trying anything at this point). 4. Put Battery and back of phone together.
I turn the battery on, with the car charger still connected and now at I'm at the RED LOW BATTERY, dude?! So, I unplug the car charger and affix it back it, assuming some evil voodoo curse had gotten in the way. And then the unthinkable happens...*thunk* the charger just falls out of the port and on to the floorboard like someone trying to fly a kite in a Garage, don't ask about that metaphor. lol
The first hour, I attempted to get the "RIGHT" angle for the charger to stay connected. Mind you, Heather was driving....I'd get the Lightning Bolt of Charging. Then, I guess THOR had more pressing issues, cause not even a MINUTE would go by, then it was bye bye charge. Cut my losses, and eventually gave up.
So, the "new shinny" phones don't come out until anywhere from Next Month, til April maybe... I was just gonna get a regular phone, then switch it when the 30 day "testing" phase was done, but I forgot today was Verizon D-Day. By that, it means that now, there's really no early upgrade anymore and now you have two weeks to decide whether you like the phone or not.
Now the tricky thing, use my 50$ "insurance" to get a phone I'm gonna eventually pair up with my current paperweight and give them to my nephew to run them over with his King Zhu Battle Machines, or "UNPLUG" for the remaining time. What to do, what to do.
So, if you text me, call me, and I don't respond...guess which I chose, so FB me, tweet me, and I'll get back to you when I plug back into the Matrix.
BTW if you're doing a POKE WAR with me on FB, this does not mean you win. You don't do a Long Jump Competition with a Little Person(or Heather) and you don't claim Victory on Poke War when one party doesn't have a Laptop attached to their brain...
Well it's a little more than that. My Blackberry has been acting up this last week; not charging; Error Messages Up the wazzo, having to BatteryPull, not the QuickPull app, literally pull the battery out cause when I try to select anything, the Blackberry just crosses its arms and stares back at me like a teenager when it tries to test the parent's will with the, "I don't wanna" attitude...only if kids had the QuickPull app...
Anyways, yesterday on the way to Denver I got the battery to charge 95%...for THREE hours it wouldn't give me that last half block to be a full charge, and have me able to pull the phone off the charger, raise my hands and have a deep voice say "Flawless Victory". Alas, I went about the day with Heather walking along the 16th Street Mall and ever so often, do a spastic check of my Social Networking. We went to go watch Daniel Tosh in Concert, he was a riot! Best part was the story about the speed bumps, I'm not saying here....way to dark to be read. lol
After the show, when my phone got down to two bricks, I shut the phone off. This morning, I turn the phone on and, I now only have the ONE ORANGE and almost like clockwork, the usual FREEZE happens. 1. Pull back of phone off. 2. Take Battery Out 3. Blow on the battery like an old videogame cartridge(I'm trying anything at this point). 4. Put Battery and back of phone together.
I turn the battery on, with the car charger still connected and now at I'm at the RED LOW BATTERY, dude?! So, I unplug the car charger and affix it back it, assuming some evil voodoo curse had gotten in the way. And then the unthinkable happens...*thunk* the charger just falls out of the port and on to the floorboard like someone trying to fly a kite in a Garage, don't ask about that metaphor. lol
The first hour, I attempted to get the "RIGHT" angle for the charger to stay connected. Mind you, Heather was driving....I'd get the Lightning Bolt of Charging. Then, I guess THOR had more pressing issues, cause not even a MINUTE would go by, then it was bye bye charge. Cut my losses, and eventually gave up.
So, the "new shinny" phones don't come out until anywhere from Next Month, til April maybe... I was just gonna get a regular phone, then switch it when the 30 day "testing" phase was done, but I forgot today was Verizon D-Day. By that, it means that now, there's really no early upgrade anymore and now you have two weeks to decide whether you like the phone or not.
Now the tricky thing, use my 50$ "insurance" to get a phone I'm gonna eventually pair up with my current paperweight and give them to my nephew to run them over with his King Zhu Battle Machines, or "UNPLUG" for the remaining time. What to do, what to do.
So, if you text me, call me, and I don't respond...guess which I chose, so FB me, tweet me, and I'll get back to you when I plug back into the Matrix.
BTW if you're doing a POKE WAR with me on FB, this does not mean you win. You don't do a Long Jump Competition with a Little Person(or Heather) and you don't claim Victory on Poke War when one party doesn't have a Laptop attached to their brain...
Thursday, January 13, 2011
We'll consider this Bloggity #1
myfitnesspal.com has really taken my outlook on INTAKE of food to a new level. I really didn't know how else to count calories, now all I do is keep my receipts and log it all in. It also takes your exercise into account. Awesome stuff! They Just don't have the app for Blackberry yet, which is fine, as I'm ready to move on from the Crack.... check it out, here's my profile...hot pic huh?
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/mccormicks01
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/mccormicks01
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